Regarding Masturbation

In the 70's a new scourge emerged on the market to corrupt your cerebral purity. The scourge was named "deep throat". Now this was now the first of it's genre. Pornography has been around for a long time. The thing that was so impure about Deep Throat was that it was the first almost strictly oral sex flick. But, and worse yet was that the men were going down on the women too. How dare they.


So the flick becomes bigger than they thought it would. Even payed a trip to congress for a spell. Where the strongest of the god fearing men decided that it would lead to the destruction of the American family. They believed publicly up to this point that there was one and only one way a woman could enjoy the pleasure of the wicked. That is penetration as hard and as fast as you could pump the rod in.


Now this new business of female orgasm was evil and unnatural. Why if women didn't need the cock anymore, why the ramifications could be catastrophic. So congress did it's best to make it illegal. To the delight of very insecure men, and dismay of very unsatisfied women nation wide. Of course the idea was already spreading. Women from main to California began exploring while in the shower when their husbands were at work. What they found was a new way of thinking, and the beginning of the real sexual revolution. It wasn't in the 60's my friends. A buncha dirty hippies banging missionary in the back of a volts wagon beetle.


No the real revolution was in the mid 70's. When female masturbation became unstoppable. In the 80's Madonna wrote a book about her vag. It was banned over aver again. IN THE FUCKIN 80's. When coke was OK? But this book was the first public accessible media that encouraged women to look at their womanly person in a mirror. Women were actually dieing from old age living to be in their 90's without having ever seen their own hoonany up until now. But to the source.....deep throat. Without this one film the true revolution would never have taken place. And women just may've still been stuck in harpooned seal sex.
So we at the Beer Drinkers Society officially honor The makers of deep throat men of the century!

The Reverend Hippy Tim
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